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Custodians Nationwide Quit Over Impossibility of Cleaning America’s Filthy Soul

January 29, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Custodians Nationwide Quit Over Impossibility of Cleaning America’s Filthy Soul
Custodians Nationwide Quit Over Impossibility of Cleaning America’s Filthy Soul

In a move that has stunned the nation, American cleaners of all sorts — from gruff janitors to sultry maids — have over the past few days quit their jobs en masse to protest the “irreversibly dirty American soul.” Billy Friedman, spokesman for the coalition and a former window-wiper of […]

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Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge

May 12, 2014 12:02 pmComments Off on Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge
Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge

Charles Kawalsky ’17 has finally determined that the ‘thing’ from the Roble kitchenette fridge is in fact half of an Ike’s sandwich left over from NSO.   Ever since the aging sandwich was discovered behind some expired orange juice three months ago, Kawalsky and his roommates have repeatedly attempted to […]

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