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BILLIARD ROOM–Colonel Mustard will walk free today after being wrongly imprisoned for thirty years, thanks to...
In an apparent move to cut costs, the Stanford PWR program has combined several first-year courses for the Winter Quarter. Administrators realized Monday that they could merge the Rhetoric of Deception, the Rhetoric of the Insult, and the Rhetoric of Outrage into a single course focusing on the FOX News channel. […]Read more ›
GRAMMAR, PENN.—For years, the passive voice has been berated, insulted, and abused by English teachers across the country. Though it has normally been viewed as a happy, self-confident grammatical structure capable of accepting the attacks, the passive voice has recently been seen crying itself to sleep and wishing it were […]Read more ›
Sandra Perez, 18, of Rinconada was indicted yesterday on charges of leaving her bicycle unattended in the same space for twenty-eight days. Perez had left one too many u-locks on her bicycle, and misplaced the key to one of the locks, rendering the bike immobile. “I don’t know what happened. […]Read more ›