Year 1
October 8th, 2008
Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”
By Leonard Huffman
I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato.
The chow mein has just the...
October 8th, 2008
Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity
By Gordy Fixler
STANFORD, CA—In a new radical movement to revamp the Stanford Admissions program, Dean of Admissions Richard Shaw has announced that the next class of 2013 will have “diversity like...
October 8th, 2008
Freshman Student Struggles to Find TBA Building
October 8th, 2008
Really Bad Biker Gets CUI
By Larry Seidman
STANFORD, CA—Stanford sophomore undergraduate Alex Tempkin was arrested last week and brought to the San Jose prison on accounts of Cycling Under the Influence.
Tempkin was alleged to...
October 8th, 2008
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