Articles by: Arthur Iula

This Woman FELL Off a CLIFF and Now She’s DEAD

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on This Woman FELL Off a CLIFF and Now She’s DEAD
Accident-prone female executive falling over against a white background
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Local Idiot Dies Understandable Death

May 9, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Idiot Dies Understandable Death
Local Idiot Dies Understandable Death
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Spell ICUP, The Answer May Surprise You!

May 1, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Spell ICUP, The Answer May Surprise You!
Spell ICUP, The Answer May Surprise You!
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Report: This is the Worst Dolphin

April 24, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: This is the Worst Dolphin
Report: This is the Worst Dolphin

If we were to rank every single dolphin from best to worst, this would be the very bottom. Look at it. Where the fuck is it even, a swamp? It can’t even manage to get into a tributary or inland sea? No, it can’t. Because it’s a dumb wrinkly piece […]

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Quote of the Week 4/10

April 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 4/10
Quote of the Week 4/10

“Watch out for Ronnie!” — Ronnie, that kid from school who refers to himself in the third person and bites people’s shorts

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Quote of the Week 3/13

March 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 3/13
Quote of the Week 3/13

“Beer!” – Frat (Iula)

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Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing

February 21, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing
Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing
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A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

February 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money
A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

It has now become evident that, since we last spoke, our open correspondence has deteriorated significantly. Perchance your dumb loser head is having trouble comprehending the predicament that we have found ourselves in. As such, I hope that you realize that I am trying to do the noble thing here […]

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Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President

January 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
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