Articles by: Arthur Iula

A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

February 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money
A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

It has now become evident that, since we last spoke, our open correspondence has deteriorated significantly. Perchance your dumb loser head is having trouble comprehending the predicament that we have found ourselves in. As such, I hope that you realize that I am trying to do the noble thing here […]

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Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President

January 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
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Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

November 28, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk
Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

As much of the country begins to reluctantly adjust to their disgust at the idea of a Trump presidency, Donald Trump himself has been busy making preparations for his administration’s transition to the White House. Chief among those preparations are choosing a presidential cabinet from a list of names copied […]

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R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars

November 7, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars
R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars
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Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident

October 31, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident
Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident
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Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class

October 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class
Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class
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Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
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A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations

October 3, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations
A Complete List of Bed Lofting Configurations

Let’s face it — Stanford rooms aren’t very large. Lofting your bed is a great way to maximize the space you have available to you. Here are The Flipside’s favorite bed lofting configurations. Racecar Bed You climb inside of your dad’s Maserati, park it right next to your dorm, and […]

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Freshman Master of Smalltalk Strikes Again

September 26, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman Master of Smalltalk Strikes Again
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Reports have been streaming in from all across the Stern and Wilbur complexes that one Jimmy Velasquez has mastered the complex art of “small talk” with his fellow new Stanford undergrads. “I’ve got it down to a science,” said Velasquez outside Cedro’s foyer on Monday. “First you kind of sidle […]

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