Articles by: Arthur Iula

Quote of the Week 3/13

March 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 3/13
Quote of the Week 3/13

“Beer!” – Frat (Iula)

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Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing

February 21, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing
Monarch Butterfly Rules With Iron Wing
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A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

February 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money
A Treatise On The Giving Me Of Your Lunch Money

It has now become evident that, since we last spoke, our open correspondence has deteriorated significantly. Perchance your dumb loser head is having trouble comprehending the predicament that we have found ourselves in. As such, I hope that you realize that I am trying to do the noble thing here […]

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Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President

January 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
Op Ed: I Stepped On Donald Trump While Time Traveling And Now A Butterfly Is The President
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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
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Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

November 28, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk
Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

As much of the country begins to reluctantly adjust to their disgust at the idea of a Trump presidency, Donald Trump himself has been busy making preparations for his administration’s transition to the White House. Chief among those preparations are choosing a presidential cabinet from a list of names copied […]

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R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars

November 7, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars
R&DE To Allow Trading Extra Meal Plan Dollars For More Meal Plan Dollars
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Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident

October 31, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident
Pizza man becomes Pizza Man after Freak Factory Accident
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Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class

October 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class
Friend From Class Has Better Friend Also In The Class
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Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
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