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A Congratulations Is In Order: Kim Jong-un Is MARRIED!

Can you hear the church bells ring and the children jubilantly chant?…

Jamie Rodriguez
November 13, 2017

Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance

STANFORD, CA – In an attempt to capitalize on the SEO-rich Star…

Magellan J. Pfluke
January 4, 2016

US Government Terminates War On Drugs

“Honestly, I’m not really sure why we ever thought this was a…

Stu Melton
January 26, 2015

World Shocked To Discover “Wikileaks” Divulges Classified Information

Adam Adler
July 25, 2010

I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary.…

Alex Connolly
March 1, 2009

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My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024