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Op-Ed: In Other News, Sea-Monkeys Fucking Disgusting

January 26, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: In Other News, Sea-Monkeys Fucking Disgusting
Op-Ed: In Other News, Sea-Monkeys Fucking Disgusting

In Flint, Michigan citizens have been drinking toxic water to the extreme detriment of their health and wellbeing. On the East Coast, Winter Storm Jonas has brought heavy snow and dangerous wintry conditions. And on Fox, the rave sci-fi TV series “The X-Files” has returned to mostly lukewarm reviews from […]

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Mr. Harbaugh “Really Bogged Down” at Work, Just Couldn’t Make it to the Game

February 4, 2013 12:02 pmComments Off on Mr. Harbaugh “Really Bogged Down” at Work, Just Couldn’t Make it to the Game
Mr. Harbaugh “Really Bogged Down” at Work, Just Couldn’t Make it to the Game

Even though his two sons kept throwing around phrases like “biggest game of their professional careers” and “culture-spanning, sporting and entertainment megaevent,” Mr. Harbaugh was reportedly buried at the office and simply couldn’t move things around to watch his two sons, Jim and John, coach in their big football game […]

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[Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion

February 6, 2011 3:56 pmComments Off on [Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion
[Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion

In one of the most [“thrilling”/“dramatic”/“mundane”] Super Bowls of all time, the [winning team] defeated the [losing team] by a score of [higher number] to [lower number]. Winning quarterback [name of winning QB] had an impressive game, leading his team on [number] touchdown drives and accumulating [number] passing yards. The […]

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