SU Alert: Suspicious Finals Creep up on Students

A recent press release from the Stanford Police Department reports that a…

New SUAlert Writer Not As Funny As Last Year’s Writer

People were lining up down the block to read the new SUAlert…

18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place

Parents Practice Mourning for Son Lost in Earth Quake Drill.

Alert: Alert System is Down, Beware of Future Emergencies