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ASSU Stays Up Late Cramming for STI Tests

February 22, 2011 1:44 amComments Off on ASSU Stays Up Late Cramming for STI Tests
ASSU Stays Up Late Cramming for STI Tests
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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

March 1, 2009 7:47 pm0 comments
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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