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Pope Acknowledges First Season of Full House is Fictional

November 3, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Pope Acknowledges First Season of Full House is Fictional
Pope Acknowledges First Season of Full House is Fictional

                Following a shocking admission that both evolution and the Big Bang theory exist, the Catholic Church decided to once again surpass its ridiculously low standards by acknowledging that the first season of Full House is in fact fictional. For years, high-ranking members […]

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Pope’s Compassion Wins Support

February 3, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Pope’s Compassion Wins Support
Pope’s Compassion Wins Support

The Vatican – Hard-line traditionalist Catholic group Opus Dei held a press conference earlier this week announcing a change in group doctrine after praise for Pope Francis. The group cited that although unhappy with Francis’s insistence on gender equality, they admired his progressive stance on homosexuality, his public acts of […]

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Pope Francis Eagerly Devours Peeps from Easter Basket

April 1, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Pope Francis Eagerly Devours Peeps from Easter Basket
Pope Francis Eagerly Devours Peeps from Easter Basket
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Pope Resigns in Order to be With Valentine

February 21, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Pope Resigns in Order to be With Valentine
Pope Resigns in Order to be With Valentine

In a shocking turn of events, Pope Benedict XVI has given up his position at the head of the Catholic Church in order to be with what he spoke of as the ‘love of his life’ , a 75-year old Venetian woman who sent the Pope a Valentine with the […]

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God Fires Pope

February 19, 2013 12:03 pmComments Off on God Fires Pope
God Fires Pope

In a prepared statement last week, God announced that he was relieving Pope Benedict XVI of his position as the head of the Roman Catholic Church. Citing a desire to reinvigorate and restore the image of the Church, the all powerful creator and proprietor of our universe wanted to take a […]

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Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal

May 9, 2010 4:33 pm0 comments
Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal
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