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Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event

February 19, 2017 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event
Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event

Surprising absolutely no one, the Flipside staff has managed for two weeks to miss the opportunity to poke fun at the most widely televised athletic event in the U.S., the Super Bowl. Sources confirm that the Flipside nerds vaguely knew of the event’s occurrence and relevance, but that they had […]

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Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

September 28, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space
Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

STANFORD, CA—Citing an excess of Cards Against Humanity games and a lack of alcohol, cool and popular students from across Stanford University have deemed freshman dorm lounge areas unsafe spaces. “When I committed to Stanford, I was picturing popular kids like me,” said Charlie DeMarco, a freshman in Serra, who […]

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A Letter from Stanford Deity, MemChu Jesus

October 14, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on A Letter from Stanford Deity, MemChu Jesus
A Letter from Stanford Deity, MemChu Jesus

I am extremely disappointed in all of you. Have you no shame? No dignity? No respect? This was once a place of worship, a place in which the greatest minds of their time unveiled their bounteous thoughts to the heavens. And now you defile it, in front of My own […]

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