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Rubio Nears Cruz Endorsement As tortured Soul Trapped In FL Senator Cries Out For Help

Florida senator Marco Rubio discussed the suspension of his presidential campaign last…

Sasha Maldonado
March 28, 2016

Falling In Polls, Rubio Unleashes ‘First The Worst, Second The Best’ Strategy

Fresh off a string of disappointing Super Tuesday results, Marco Rubio has…

Dylan Fugel
March 7, 2016

Koch Brothers to Engineer Marco Rubio Upgrade

Since Senator Marco Rubio’s internal processing system malfunctioned, causing him to struggle…

Flipside Staff
February 16, 2016

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Year 15

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024