illuminati – The Stanford Flipside

Senators Embarrassed to Realize They Wore Same Goat Mask to Ritual Orgy

BOHEMIAN GROVE, CA — Noticing one another from across the foyer of…

Byron Calabasas
April 19, 2020

Lamppost Suspected to be Illuminati Operative

Walter Atlay hasn’t left his musty Crothers dorm room for weeks. His…

Matt LaVan
February 27, 2013

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Tina Li
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Isadora Davis
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside…

Josh Bahk
October 24, 2023

Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…

Via Lipman
October 24, 2023