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Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants

January 14, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants

WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike when he announced from the White House Rose Garden that he’s giving up on the government shutdown, and his “kooky scheme” of building a border wall thanks to a late-night visitation by the spectral reincarnations of three […]

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REPORT: 85% of Nation’s Uncles Regularly Bitch About Government Shutdown for No Reason

October 21, 2013 12:02 pmComments Off on REPORT: 85% of Nation’s Uncles Regularly Bitch About Government Shutdown for No Reason
REPORT: 85% of Nation’s Uncles Regularly Bitch About Government Shutdown for No Reason

Tulsa, Oklahoma–What was meant to be a nice, family dinner at the Kowalski household last Wednesday quickly erupted into a near fist-fight after Uncle Doug randomly remembered that the United States was currently in a state of governmental shutdown. As Doug’s niece, Claire, recounts, “I don’t know what happened…one second […]

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Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

October 14, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything
Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

When Billy asked his dad, Richard Whiteman, the House representative for Alabama’s famously conservative 6th district and a Tea Party sweetheart, to pass the beans on a recent Tuesday night, it quickly became clear that his father had once again failed to leave his work at the office. Rich, as […]

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