girl – The Stanford Flipside

Room Shifts Uncomfortably as Area Hot Girl Complains About Beauty Standards

The lounge of Xanadu collectively paused, shifted its weight, and looked slightly…

Ben Kaufman
October 6, 2015

Girl Who Could Have Had Her Cake and Eaten It Too Unfortunately on Atkins Diet

Jeremy Keeshin
January 18, 2010

Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago…

Josh Freedman
March 1, 2009

“Disappointment” Herpes Virus Finally Gets His Big Break

After a lifetime of embarrassingly low transmissibility, a young herpes virus finally…

Via Lipman
April 3, 2026

Viennese Ball Uncovered as Plot to Capture Prince Charming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Stanford University’s annual Winter Quarter dance, the…

Surya Donath
March 14, 2026

Punxsutawney Phil takes “Erika Kirk” approach to Groundhog Day announcement

After his wife, Phyllis, was assassinated last month at a TSUSA (Turning…

Will Maher
February 2, 2026

Opinion: Roomcest is Bad. Really, Really Bad.

The very concept of roomcest raises the flesh upon my skin and…

Noah Murase
February 2, 2026