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Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

February 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush
Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

With spring quarter rapidly approaching, the annual rush for Greek organizations is just around the corner. Freshmen have spent the whole year carefully building deep friendships in their dorms and now it is finally almost time for many of them to be severed by the rush selection process. “Gabe definitely […]

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Brave ASSU Senator Takes Stand Against Font Size in Mass Email

February 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Brave ASSU Senator Takes Stand Against Font Size in Mass Email
Brave ASSU Senator Takes Stand Against Font Size in Mass Email

The ASSU Senate exploded into conflict this Friday upon the release of the Senate’s bi-weekly Executive Update, with campus insiders reporting that tempers flared and many relationships were irreparably changed over the course of the three-hour meeting. The reported argument stemmed from the fact that a cavalcade of freshman senators, […]

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Bowl of Sour Cream Labeled “Money” Named Stanford’s Next Provost

February 8, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Bowl of Sour Cream Labeled “Money” Named Stanford’s Next Provost
Bowl of Sour Cream Labeled “Money” Named Stanford’s Next Provost

STANFORD – Earlier this week, Stanford University concluded a six-month-long search for a new university President, announcing that Marc Tessier-Lavigne, the current President of Rockefeller University, would be replacing John Hennessey. Despite Tessier-Lavigne’s experience in academia and industry, other voices on campus have lamented the fact that the incoming university […]

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