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Cool Grandma Plans To Get “Eggnog Blitzed” This Holiday Season

December 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Cool Grandma Plans To Get “Eggnog Blitzed” This Holiday Season
Cool Grandma Plans To Get “Eggnog Blitzed” This Holiday Season

Betty Peterson, 90, is quick to remind family and friends that she lives for only two things in this world: “playing bridge and getting belligerent.” Regarding last year’s holiday events, Betty’s youngest grandson Doug recounted: “Last Christmas, I asked Santa for a new skateboard. I was really excited to see […]

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Office of Accessible Education Moved to New Building Made Entirely of Stairs and Ladders

October 12, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Office of Accessible Education Moved to New Building Made Entirely of Stairs and Ladders
Office of Accessible Education Moved to New Building Made Entirely of Stairs and Ladders

STANFORD, CA — Early last week, Brett Sherman, a representative from the Office of Accessible Education announced that the entire department would be relocated to a new, state-of-the-art building complete with multiple break rooms and furnished kitchenette. While Sherman maintains that the new office is “super sick…especially the kitchenette,” many […]

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Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

September 28, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space
Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

STANFORD, CA—Citing an excess of Cards Against Humanity games and a lack of alcohol, cool and popular students from across Stanford University have deemed freshman dorm lounge areas unsafe spaces. “When I committed to Stanford, I was picturing popular kids like me,” said Charlie DeMarco, a freshman in Serra, who […]

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Cool Freshman Declares First Week of Class “Dece”

September 29, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Cool Freshman Declares First Week of Class “Dece”
Cool Freshman Declares First Week of Class “Dece”
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Freshman Has It All Figured Out

December 2, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Has It All Figured Out
Freshman Has It All Figured Out

Have a question? Then talk to the man with all the answers. In the lead up to his first final at Stanford, current freshman Martin Carlson is very certain that he has it all figured out. When reached for comment, Carlson noted, “I think I’ve got it down. I’m well […]

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