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Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang
Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]

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Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA

February 19, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA
Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA

With the firing of three Cedro RAs still fresh, ResEd acted swiftly in acquiring new staff members to fill the roles. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Cedro residents are upset with the selection of new RAs, especially the hiring of former football player and convicted felon OJ Simpson. Students throughout […]

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Cedro Kicks Out Last Remaining Student For Drinking Alone

February 17, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Cedro Kicks Out Last Remaining Student For Drinking Alone
Cedro Kicks Out Last Remaining Student For Drinking Alone

The scene was bleak on Friday afternoon as a combination of police and ResEd officials led James Mitchenson, the last remaining resident of Cedro, out of his one room double. Mitchenson was discovered by ResEd to have been drinking 20-year-old scotch in his room, alone, lost in sad nostalgia for his […]

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