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Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats

January 15, 2020 12:58 pmComments Off on Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats
Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats

DOWN UNDER, AU – Climate change deniers in Australia recently contributed several eyewitness reports, claiming that the wildfires decimating Australia’s wildlife momentarily ceased yesterday to deliver a divine message. The fires, which have proved to be devastating for all but serial arsonists and importers of dried kangaroo meat, have now […]

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Syphilis, Complication of Curiosity, Killed the Cat

December 1, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Syphilis, Complication of Curiosity, Killed the Cat
Syphilis, Complication of Curiosity, Killed the Cat
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Romney “Using Jive” to Appeal to Younger Voters

October 2, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Romney “Using Jive” to Appeal to Younger Voters
Romney “Using Jive” to Appeal to Younger Voters

“Yow! Watch me!” Mitt Romney began his speech to William and Mary Students in the pivotal swing state of Virginia. “Man, don’t it feel mess to be back up on the main kick, I tell ya.  This joint is jumpin!” With only a month to go until election day and […]

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