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Arizona Wins Stanford Axe For First Time In School History After Triumph in Big Game

November 24, 2013 7:30 pmComments Off on Arizona Wins Stanford Axe For First Time In School History After Triumph in Big Game
Arizona Wins Stanford Axe For First Time In School History After Triumph in Big Game

For the first time since the program joined the Pac-10 in 1978, the University of Arizona Wildcats secured the coveted Stanford Axe by virtue of their 42-16 rout on Saturday.  In an installment of the Big Game that witnessed plenty of history – Stanford set records for the 116-year rivalry […]

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Stanford Student Disappointed That Starving Child Fails to Grasp the Importance of Big Game

October 15, 2012 12:01 pmComments Off on Stanford Student Disappointed That Starving Child Fails to Grasp the Importance of Big Game
Stanford Student Disappointed That Starving Child Fails to Grasp the Importance of Big Game

Cape Town, South Africa — Stanford student Douglas Hentsworth attempted to explain the concept of Big Game to a starving South African child over the weekend, witnesses report, and was disappointed that the child did not express the same giddy enthusiasm for the annual football game that he felt. “I […]

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“Beat Cal” Slogan Ruining Calvin Andrew’s Life

November 16, 2011 1:00 amComments Off on “Beat Cal” Slogan Ruining Calvin Andrew’s Life
“Beat Cal” Slogan Ruining Calvin Andrew’s Life

Junior Calvin Andrews is a good guy. He gets good grades and participates in community service and extracurricular activities. Sadly, during Calvin’s freshman year, his friends started calling him “Cal.” Ever since adopting the unfortunate moniker, Calvin has been the victim of numerous, relentless assaults on his person. “Everywhere I […]

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