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Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin

April 16, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin
Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin

Look, I get it, but when the cops accost you two seconds after throwing away your Aquafina — it’s always Aquafina! — in the compost instead of whichever one it’s actually supposed to go in, you realize something about man’s vision of heaven. And lemme tell you: it ain’t pretty. […]

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Teenage Girl Loses Faith in Horoscope, Turns to Magic Eight Ball

January 15, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Teenage Girl Loses Faith in Horoscope, Turns to Magic Eight Ball
Teenage Girl Loses Faith in Horoscope, Turns to Magic Eight Ball

At approximately 2:50pm EST, as the students of Carter Middle School filed out to carpool, fourteen-year-old and avid horoscope follower Melanie Walden told her besties that her horoscope totally didn’t get her anymore.  “It used to be like perfect,” she told them, smacking her gum while scuffing her tan Ugg […]

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