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Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

November 16, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign
Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

Having already stated in interviews that, given the choice, he would absolutely go back and kill a hypothetical baby version of the late German dictator Adolf Hitler, GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush has turned his mind to other ways in which he could use the ability to travel back in […]

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CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”

January 10, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”
CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”

THE SITUATION ROOM- CNN’s Wolf Blitzer broke news this morning that Americans should be “very worried”. “It’s really just all going to shit” Blitzer reported, “Everything is crazy. Have you ever really thought about cars? We let normal people just pilot these death machines. Even your cell phone is probably […]

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Anderson Cooper is “Sexier” With Battle Scars From Egypt

February 13, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Anderson Cooper is “Sexier” With Battle Scars From Egypt
Anderson Cooper is “Sexier” With Battle Scars From Egypt

Anderson Cooper, journalist and anchor of the CNN news show Anderson Cooper 360, was attacked on the streets of Cairo during the violent riots in Egypt. CNN producer, Steven Bursk, declared, “Anderson said he was punched in the head ten times.” With the help of his crew, Cooper was able […]

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