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Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized…

Byron Calabasas
January 15, 2020

Meet the 2018 Line of American Girl Dolls!

Watch out, exciting news ahead! That’s right, industry giant American Girl Doll…

Jamie Rodriguez
February 20, 2018

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My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024