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Report: Ghost Hitler to Be the Next Guest Invited to Campus in SCR’s Ongoing “Controversial Speakers” Series

November 5, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Report: Ghost Hitler to Be the Next Guest Invited to Campus in SCR’s Ongoing “Controversial Speakers” Series
Report: Ghost Hitler to Be the Next Guest Invited to Campus in SCR’s Ongoing “Controversial Speakers” Series

Late last night, before the libtards could wake up and man their social justice warrior battle stations, the Stanford College Republicans announced that they would be inviting Adolf Hitler, former Living Nazi and current Ghost Nazi, to speak at Cemex Auditorium in early December as part of their ongoing “Controversial […]

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White House Begins Construction of Catacombs In Preparation Of Mike Pence’s Arrival

December 5, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on White House Begins Construction of Catacombs In Preparation Of Mike Pence’s Arrival
White House Begins Construction of Catacombs In Preparation Of Mike Pence’s Arrival

While millions of American workers enjoyed a hard-earned break over the Thanksgiving holiday, the team at Washington Vampiric Construction Ltd. was working hard as ever on their fast-paced winter project: a 13thcentury-inspired gothic tomb structure to house Vice President-Elect Mike Pence, a 100% real vampire. Maddy Ellingson, the construction team’s […]

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