Post Tagged with: "2017"

Class of ’17 Already Tired of Extra Fucking Syllable

October 2, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Class of ’17 Already Tired of Extra Fucking Syllable
Class of ’17 Already Tired of Extra Fucking Syllable

This week, as classwork kicks into gear and the novel becomes the routine, upperclassmen have finally started to entertain the idea of tolerating the existence of a theoretical “new” group of freshmen on campus. Unfortunately, not everything is gumdrops and janitors’ mops for the new class, as one student astutely […]

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An Open Letter to the Class of 2017: Face Your Time at Stanford with Open Eyes, Open Arms, and Open Legs

September 25, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on An Open Letter to the Class of 2017: Face Your Time at Stanford with Open Eyes, Open Arms, and Open Legs
An Open Letter to the Class of 2017: Face Your Time at Stanford with Open Eyes, Open Arms, and Open Legs

If you’re reading this, then welcome. You’ve come a long way, metaphorically if you’re from Los Altos or something, and literally if you’re from somewhere exotic, like Vancouver or North Dakota. You’ve already probably received a lot of advice about college from your uncomfortably drunk uncle at a barbecue this […]

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Op-Ed: I Can’t Believe We Are Going to Have Four More Years of Obama

January 23, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: I Can’t Believe We Are Going to Have Four More Years of Obama
Op-Ed: I Can’t Believe We Are Going to Have Four More Years of Obama

I’m not a strongly political person, but when I saw Barack Hussein Obama taking the oath of office for a second time Monday I couldn’t help but feel absolutely disgusted. The idea of four more years of Obama is absolutely abhorrent to me, and I believe it is dangerous for […]

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