God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion…

Self-Esteem Sought by Passive Voice

GRAMMAR, PENN.—For years, the passive voice has been berated, insulted, and abused…

Overly Cautious Freshman Loses Key To Thirteenth U-Lock

Sandra Perez, 18, of Rinconada was indicted yesterday on charges of leaving…

Student Ostracized For Throwing Garbage Into Compost Bin



RICKER DINING—In an effort to curb global warming and environmental degradation, students…

Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

STANFORD, CA—Stanford University has finished renovating all the roads on campus with…

The Flipside Juice: Excercising or Exorcising- Which is Right for You?

Student Wins Boothe Prize Three Days Before Paper Due

STANFORD, CA—Taking a cue from the Nobel Prize Committee, the Stanford Writing…