Recent Grad Misunderstands Term “Apartment Hunting,” Kills and Eats 5 People in Escondido Village

Stanford University to Apply Early Decision to the United Nations

On Wednesday, Stanford University announced that it would be applying early decision…

Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Stanford

Mark Gruelle realized one morning that fewer than 1% of Stanford students…

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Luck Discovers Maternal Grandmother is Jewish, Will Not Play on Yom Kippur

Like all great Jewish athletes before him, all one of them, Andrew…

Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

For years, environmental scientists blamed anthropogenic CO2 emissions for destroying the environment.…

Wellness Room Sex Scandal Stressing Everybody Out

An independent investigation conducted by the Stanford Flipside has found that the…

Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

Flipside Staff member Penelope Peterson first learned Sunday that she was writing…

Flipside’s Actions, Words, Compete for Who Can Speak the Loudest

On Thursday, after an op-ed in the Daily accused the Flipside’s Actions…

Study Finds People Who Live Longer Are More Likely to Die

A research team at Johns Hopkins University has found that there is…