Stanford Housing, ASSU Take First Steps Towards Perfect Utopia

STANFORD–In response to recent complaints about a lack of unity at Stanford,…

Flipside Editorial Board Endorses Tenzin-Vasquez Michael Cruz SUCKS for ASSU Executive

The following article is based on an editorial written in the April…

Student Runs Out of Late Days, Becomes Pregnant

Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate

This week, I received several e-mails promoting “V-Week” events—film screenings, panel discussions,…

FOX Announces New Reality TV Show, Last Tyrant Standing

In the days following Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s decision not to run…

Where Are They Now? A Look Back At the People Who Captured the News

Hurricane Katrina After running amok in New Orleans, Hurricane Katrina decided to…

How I Got Into Stanford

By A Mountain Lion Hello. I’m a mountain lion. You may have…

Tragedy in Tuscon: Area Man Runs Out of Hot Water

TUCSON, AZ—Authorities report that last week, at approximately 9:30 PM, area man…

National Lampoon Announces New Flick, ‘Hot Prowl’

Following their last big hit, the makers of ‘Animal House’ and ‘National…

Stanford Celebrates Orange Bowl Victory By Getting of Rid of Top Coach