LOS ANGELES — Disney animation studios’ next project will be a horribly uncomfortable, deflating and uninspiring mess of a film, according to journalists who attended a recent press event.

online pharmacy rybelsus for sale with best prices today in the USA

It is a step forward for a company that has historically only produced movies that end with most protagonists still alive and singing uplifting songs.

Karen Olsen, a spokeswoman for National Association of Losers (NAL), told the audience at Wednesday’s conference that the stories conveyed by past blockbusters such as “The Princess and the Frog” and “Mulan” do not reflect reality for a large segment of the American population.

buy ocuflox online https://www.archbrows.com/images/large/gif/ocuflox.html no prescription pharmacy

“Let’s face it, there are millions of people in this country living shitty lives which will not have happy endings,” Olsen said.

buy diflucan online https://www.archbrows.com/images/large/gif/diflucan.html no prescription pharmacy

“It’s time for Disney to make a movie that can speak to them. I’m sick of these happy endings.

online pharmacy prednisone for sale with best prices today in the USA
online pharmacy hydroxychloroquine with best prices today in the USA
buy periactin online https://www.archbrows.com/images/large/gif/periactin.html no prescription pharmacy

Mark McDonald, head of Disney’s Entertainment Division, is optimistic that the upcoming film will be entirely unsatisfying and even depressing. “I think we’ll definitely include a totally unattractive anti-heroine in there along with some drug addicts, and all the characters will probably be singing off-key. No child will leave the theater with misconceptions about this harsh world we live in.

online pharmacy professional cialis with best prices today in the USA

You May Also Like

Op-Ed: One Time an Athlete in a Golf Cart Ran Over My Dog and When I Asked Him to Apologize He Laughed and Ran Over My Cat

My tale begins way back when I was a wee frosh, I…

Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners

Editor’s note: This article was written on Saturday, prior to the release…

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Now 25% Cheesier!

Kraft Foods recently unveiled a 25% cheesier version of its popular Macaroni…

Band Celebrates Arrival of New Dollies

The band on Thursday celebrated the arrival of a new set of…