With SUES and the Faculty Senate on board with the replacement for IHUM, the search has begun for a catchy abbreviation for the class.
Called “Thinking Matters,” the initial suggestion of ThinkMat leaves much to be desired.

“ThinkMat just sounds so nerdy,” said Carly Hammond as she began planning a World of Warcraft raid.
“I know that freshmen will probably make fun of it.

Many students are planning on calling the new class TMAT, ThiMa, or simply TM.

One disgruntled student said he thinks all the new abbreviations are stupid.
“Thinking Matters? More like Drinking Matters,” he said as he took a swig of whiskey before walking into IHUM.

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