On Thursday, April 29, professors, students and alumni from Stanford came together in the Tresidder Oak Room for a panel discussion called “Closing the Gap.”

I am outraged. The Gap has such great clothes at reasonable prices. Right now, for a limited time only, men’s and women’s shorts are 30 percent off. And have you seen their new gray chambray military shirt? It looks great with just about anything.

How could we, as Stanford University students, let this happen? It is our responsibility to stand for what’s right, to give justice to the weak and the fatherless, to maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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