Last Wednesday, the new Kappa Kappa Gamma pledges celebrated their initiation.
None of them actually knows what they did that night, but their sober friends told them that they had a fantastic time, and they were all really hilarious.
Details of their night were filled in by reexamining ripped T-shirts, misspelled text messages, and most popular videos on YouTube.
Since they forgot what happened, they now just have an excuse to do it again! WOO KAPPA LOVE!
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