Kappas Had A Great Time At Their Pledge Event, Or That’s What People Told Them

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AEPi Hazing Makes Pledges Eat Pork, Non-Scaled Fish

Last Wednesday, the new Kappa Kappa Gamma pledges celebrated their initiation.
None of them actually knows what they did that night, but their sober friends told them that they had a fantastic time, and they were all really hilarious.
Details of their night were filled in by reexamining ripped T-shirts, misspelled text messages, and most popular videos on YouTube.
Since they forgot what happened, they now just have an excuse to do it again! WOO KAPPA LOVE!

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