NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky

Dear Abby, My Dorm is Going to the Aquarium and I Really Want to Steal an Octopus but I’m Terrified of Coach Buses. What Do I Do? Sincerely, Tentacle Thief