Q: Are u up?

Jimmy, Sobbing in Schiff

A: Look, Jimmy, I have class in the morning. I told you, I think it’s best we don’t keep talking like this. I know it’s tough but you need get it over it.

I need my space.

Q: What happened to us? I need to know.

Jimmy, Rethinking Priorities in Roble

A: I don’t think that’s a conversation we should be having right now, Jimmy. Neither of us is at places in our lives where that’s a mature conversation that we could have.

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Maybe in another life.

Q: Who is that guy in your profile pic?

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Jimmy, Crying in Cedro

A: Look, I didn’t want you to have to find out this way, but I’ve met someone new. Chad was in one of my classes and he was really sweet to me.

Q: You know, I’m doing fine, I’ve met someone new as well.  I bet she’s way cooler than you.

Jimmy, Still Crying in Cedro

A: That’s wonderful, Jimmy. I’m so happy for you and I wish you all the best.

Q: Are we cool? I actually need your advice. What should I get my mom for her birthday this year?

Jimmy, Looking in Lantana

A: Look, stop contacting me. We’re not together anymore. You can’t keep asking me these inappropriate questions.

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It’s over, Jimmy. Goodbye.

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