Month: April 2026

5 posts

Stanford MechE Major Proposes New Source of Renewable Energy: ProFro Hamster Wheel

Jonathan Huang, ‘27, believes he has found a paradigm-shifting solution to Earth’s…

New ASSU Motions to Cut All Funding

Following the recent student election results and campaign controversies, the Associated Students…

Big A Capella Paying A Lot of Money This Admit Weekend

With Admit Weekend rolling around, A Capella groups far and wide are…

Idiot ProFro Doesn’t Notice the Puppet Strings Attached to Every Stanford Student

It’s our favorite time of year! With over 1200 ProFros arriving on…

“Disappointment” Herpes Virus Finally Gets His Big Break

After a lifetime of embarrassingly low transmissibility, a young herpes virus finally…