Given the immense popularity of Michelle Obama and the public admiration of their happy marriage, the Obamas followed the President’s official State of the Union Address with a nauseatingly cute “State of Our Union Address,” designed to deliver a warm, fuzzy stimulus package directly to people’s hearts.
The Obamas shared humorous G-rated anecdotes sure to elicit amused smiles from democrats and independents.
Said Michelle, “The other day I decided that Sasha and Malia deserved a raise on their allowances, and when Barack heard that, he said ‘Just be glad you don’t have to get congress to vote on that!
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There was also some good-natured ribbing from the couple, as Obama complained about all the unhealthy foods Michelle won’t let him eat, saying, “Your project is to keep the children of America healthy, and I support that wholeheartedly. But come on woman! A good slice of prime rib every once in a while won’t kill me!
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As of press time, Barack and Michelle were feeding each other peanut butter out of the jar with their fingers, while watching ‘Marley and Me’ during their weekly movie night.
