You May Also Like

Stanford Flipside Implements New Paywall Requiring Readers to Sacrifice Their First Child

In a stunning attempt to save the dying newspaper industry, the Stanford…

New Movement Seeks to End Sexual Discrimination in Seashell-Selling Industry

For as long as shelled crustaceans have inhabited Earth, a simple but…

Students Calling Themselves ‘Hennesey’s Army’ Meet in History Building’s Room of Requirement to Do Advanced PSets