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Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom

May 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom
Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom

CHICAGO, IL – Local reports out of the Windy City indicate that Stanford senior Dudley Chase, having made the mistake of submitting a resume that was an accurate representation of his administrative and editorial skills, was laughed out of the Lewis Enterprises boardroom on Sunday. Apparently, upon reading Chase’s one-page […]

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Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

November 16, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign
Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

Having already stated in interviews that, given the choice, he would absolutely go back and kill a hypothetical baby version of the late German dictator Adolf Hitler, GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush has turned his mind to other ways in which he could use the ability to travel back in […]

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Woman Given Job as Secretary

March 1, 2009 10:40 pm0 comments
Woman Given Job as Secretary
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