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Wow! Hooters Just Hired 2,000 Huge-Breasted Men

February 27, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Wow! Hooters Just Hired 2,000 Huge-Breasted Men
Wow! Hooters Just Hired 2,000 Huge-Breasted Men
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Study Finds News of 2016 Election Best Taken Rectally

March 30, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Study Finds News of 2016 Election Best Taken Rectally
Study Finds News of 2016 Election Best Taken Rectally

With the recent announcement of Ted Cruz’s presidential bid, coverage of the nascent 2016 presidential campaign has finally begun. How, though, can the average American digest this deluge of information? A study released on Sunday by the Barns Center for Political Science confirms that Americans’ top option is to shove it […]

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Stanford Girl on the Bachelor: “I Want To Be Judged On My Body For Once!”

January 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Girl on the Bachelor: “I Want To Be Judged On My Body For Once!”
Stanford Girl on the Bachelor: “I Want To Be Judged On My Body For Once!”

Sick of being pigeon-holed as just another girl with worldly knowledge, quick wit and business know-how, Julia Seymour has sought a change in her love life by joining the cast of ABC’s The Bachelor. “I feel really limited in this environment,” explained Seymour “I feel like it’s not challenging me […]

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Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

October 31, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out
Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

Stanford’s notoriously crazy Halloween party became even crazier Friday night when, as students danced atop the crypts containing the Stanford family’s remains, the university’s namesake awoke, and his animated skeleton exited the crypt in which he and his parents were entombed. “At first I thought it was just a super […]

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Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

October 19, 2009 3:44 pm0 comments
Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and the right breast should point to the right—that’s how nature intended it. […]

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