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Jeff Sessions Introduces New Policy Aimed at Stopping “Urban Youths” from Stealing Pies Off Window Sills

February 22, 2018 1:35 pmComments Off on Jeff Sessions Introduces New Policy Aimed at Stopping “Urban Youths” from Stealing Pies Off Window Sills
Jeff Sessions Introduces New Policy Aimed at Stopping “Urban Youths” from Stealing Pies Off Window Sills

In a surprise announcement Monday morning, Jeff Sessions introduced a new anti-crime bill aimed at stopping “urban youths” from snatching fresh-baked pies off window sills where they’d been set down to cool for a moment. “For far too long, young urban miscreants have terrorized innocent pie-bakers across this nation,” Sessions […]

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Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang
Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]

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