balls – The Stanford Flipside

Trump’s Closest Aide Revealed to be Racist Magic 8 Ball

At long last, all has been revealed. Thanks to an anonymous tip…

Alex Durham
November 27, 2018

Testicle Outside Gym Shorts

Phillip Giliver
April 4, 2016

Patriots’ Balls Smaller Than Claimed

NFL officials published a report this past week indicating that despite being cleared…

Stu Melton
January 28, 2015

America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the…

Joel Cummings
November 8, 2008

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Tina Li
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Isadora Davis
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside…

Josh Bahk
October 24, 2023

Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…

Via Lipman
October 24, 2023