New Course Announced

In an effort to combat the declining interest in ethics and metaphysics—and…

There’s a New Serif in Town: Amid Federal Grant Freezes, Stanford Makes Some (Slightly) Noticeable Changes

January 28, 2025 3:08pm: In an unexpected move, Stanford has rushed to…

From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its  action map to compliance…

The Stanford Flipside’s Checklist for New Students

Just a helpful guide for everyone arriving on campus 😊 not to…

SLE Program “Too Gay To Function”?

As SLE recently released its newest syllabus, the incoming frosh were perplexed…