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Twenty clowns indicted for murder after hit and run from single Honda Civic 

Stanford introduces pod system, and thank you for your interest, but no, you can’t be in mine

Woah! Did Biden just hit a bong while Trump was talking about the economy and curl up into the fetal position on stage?

Beau Biden Comes Back from the Grave to Fuck Melania 

I asked my mom to simulate a freshman year dorm experience and she single-handedly crippled the relationships with my high school friends and peed on my bed at 3 in the morning

Government promises to stick glowing vial of untested liquid into your arm by Thanksgiving

Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5

Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)