Guy Putting Money Where His Mouth Is Chokes To Death On Money

January 30, 2017 12:00 pm
Guy Putting Money Where His Mouth Is Chokes To Death On Money
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Trump Family Dog Somehow Also Terrible

January 23, 2017 12:00 pm
Trump Family Dog Somehow Also Terrible
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Toad With Pronounced Cranial Crest And Oversized Parotid Gland Going To Fuck Tonight

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Toad With Pronounced Cranial Crest And Oversized Parotid Gland Going To Fuck Tonight
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Swedish Man Tries to Kickflip Smorgasbord

January 16, 2017 12:00 pm
Swedish Man Tries to Kickflip Smorgasbord
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Dork Punched

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Dork Punched
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Endangered Rainforest Canopy Bird “Unfortunately Delicious”

January 10, 2017 12:00 pm
Endangered Rainforest Canopy Bird “Unfortunately Delicious”
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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying

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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
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Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations

December 12, 2016 12:49 pm
Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations

Facing accusations of “various club members getting pitchers at Treehouse”, Stanford’s Band announced Monday that it was ready to offer the university’s administration $60,000 to resolve the issue quietly with an extrajudicial settlement. “We’re just trying to speak their language” commented Band member “Toaster Strudel”, a kitchen sink slung around his neck and a […]

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MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor

December 5, 2016 11:59 am
MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor
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Navy’s $4 Billion Destroyer Successfully Destroys $4 Billion

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Navy’s $4 Billion Destroyer Successfully Destroys $4 Billion
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