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Developing Story: Your Grandmother is Confused by Her New Smart Phone

March 14, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Developing Story: Your Grandmother is Confused by Her New Smart Phone
Developing Story: Your Grandmother is Confused by Her New Smart Phone

Early reports are confirming that today, at approximately 12:17PM, your grandmother called you from her home phone to ask about her “dang” iPhone. “Okay. Wait… slow down. Okay. So there is a home button. Alright, is that the one on the top?” asked your grandmother, who has definitely had this […]

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Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

May 28, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation
Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

Reports have been flooding in that after a two- to three-second long lull in conversation with people she didn’t know very well, sophomore Anita Patel whipped her smartphone out of her pocket and scrutinized it with exaggerated care, immediately reassuring all parries present that the situation was not really awkward […]

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New Sexile App Available on All Smartphones

October 28, 2011 1:05 pmComments Off on New Sexile App Available on All Smartphones
New Sexile App Available on All Smartphones

Have you ever been kicked out of your room because your roommate’s getting some every night and you’re too much of a pussy to chase after girls? Or perhaps you’re too ugly. Or maybe you just smell. Either way, you’re not getting laid tonight, and you can’t sleep in your […]

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