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“The Light Breeze of Liberty Tickles My Testicles:” Stanford’s New Motto Revealed

March 6, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on “The Light Breeze of Liberty Tickles My Testicles:” Stanford’s New Motto Revealed
“The Light Breeze of Liberty Tickles My Testicles:” Stanford’s New Motto Revealed

The final word, “Testicles,” had barely left President Hennessy’s lips before he was trying to explain himself. “No one understands the context of this announcement,” he yelled over the chorus of shouting reporters, “I’ll have to go back to the beginning.” “I was sick with shame,” he said as the […]

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Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

November 28, 2010 4:45 pmComments Off on Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy
Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

In an effort to remain a leader in environmental sustainability, Stanford has announced plans to capture and use University President John Hennessy’s raw sexual energy to meet the campus’s ever-growing energy needs. Similar to wind or solar power, the plan relies on a converting a naturally abundant, renewable and seemingly […]

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The Flipside Exclusive Interview with Adam Savage

February 1, 2010 3:39 pm0 comments
The Flipside Exclusive Interview with Adam Savage

STANFORD – Excerpt from Scott Scotley’s exclusive interview with Adam Savage of TV’s Mythbusters SCOTLEY: Mr. Savage, rumor has it that you and the Mythbusters team have chosen Stanford University as the focus of your next episode. Can you bust this myth? SAVAGE: Ha ha, very funny Scott. But in […]

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President Hennessy Spotted On Campus

November 16, 2008 8:00 pm0 comments
President Hennessy Spotted On Campus

According to several eyewitnesses, Stanford President John Hennessy was seen walking between the Quad and the business school around 11:15 A.M. last Friday. This was the first sighting of the elusive Hennessy since he addressed the Class of 2012 during Orientation in mid-September. Sophomore and Hennessy-watching enthusiast Claire Naziri told […]

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