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Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken

April 18, 2020 11:12 amComments Off on Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken
Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken

Furrowing his brow, aspiring serial killer Joseph Michael Evans expressed frustration earlier today that all the best modus operandi for systematic mass murders have already been claimed. “Some aesthetic or symbolic consistency would be nice, but all the cool ideas have been used up!” Evans sighed. “The Greenwich Slasher has […]

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