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Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

May 19, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul
Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

“It’s true,” said a representative of the University, “Your last shred of free will has just evaporated.” When asked why the institution was being so open with its diabolical plans now, the representative simply replied, “It doesn’t matter any more, does it? It’s too late now.” Even a couple of weeks […]

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Op-Ed: Don’t Worry, We’ll Totally See Each Other Next Year

May 28, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Don’t Worry, We’ll Totally See Each Other Next Year
Op-Ed: Don’t Worry, We’ll Totally See Each Other Next Year

I know that Draw results came out last week, and everybody here in Trancos is losing their shit over being split up next year. But don’t worry, we’re different. Our friendship goes so much deeper and shit. Remember that one time we went to Late Nite, and we all sat […]

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