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Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break

November 21, 2014 10:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break
Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break

I just booked my ticket home and I am so excited. I can’t wait to spend some quality time with my family over Thanksgiving, then retreat to my old room and pleasure myself while lying in the same bed I laid in during my high-school years. I miss my two […]

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Opinion: My roommate sure loves his music!

November 19, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Opinion: My roommate sure loves his music!
Opinion: My roommate sure loves his music!

My roommate loves his music. Every night like clockwork, it’s on with the headphones, open the laptop, and off he goes into his own little world, curled up on his bed in the corner of our room. He seems to be having fun, but it’s too bad that he’s sick […]

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