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Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time

May 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time
Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time

Sitting in his soon-to-be-vacated office with Stanford Crushes open on his laptop, Stanford president John Hennessy paused, sighed, crossed his fingers, and hit “refresh” one final time. “I know they noticed me, I know it!” Hennessy whispered to himself, sure that someone must have taken note of his carefully calculated […]

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Op-Ed: It’s Time Somebody Put to Rest the Rumors That Condi And I Are Having Warm, Delicious Sex

January 7, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: It’s Time Somebody Put to Rest the Rumors That Condi And I Are Having Warm, Delicious Sex
Op-Ed: It’s Time Somebody Put to Rest the Rumors That Condi And I Are Having Warm, Delicious Sex

By: John Hennesey Look, I’m not faulting anybody here.  I know how rumors spread.  You start with a truth, something innocent, innocuous.  Somewhere along the line, a gossipy individual adds an exaggeration, or a fabrication, a single grain of falsity.  Then somebody else follows suit and the grains start building […]

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Arrillaga Dining Commons Named to Honor Gymnasium

October 11, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Arrillaga Dining Commons Named to Honor Gymnasium
Arrillaga Dining Commons Named to Honor Gymnasium

To honor what is, in the words of Stanford President John Hennessy “a gymnasium like no other”, the Arrillaga Dining Commons was christened on Friday to much fanfare. Board members paid tribute to the gym’s illustrious history, beginning as a humble basketball court in the 1960s before expanding to include […]

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