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So Cool! MTL Dabbed After Signing an Arms Deal With the Saudi Military, and It Is #GivingUsLife

April 30, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on So Cool! MTL Dabbed After Signing an Arms Deal With the Saudi Military, and It Is #GivingUsLife
So Cool! MTL Dabbed After Signing an Arms Deal With the Saudi Military, and It Is #GivingUsLife

Okay, look — we all already know Marc “Daddy” Tessier “Daddy” Lavigne is the all-time coolest president of an elite private research university, but now it’s for goddam sure: MTL just did a celebratory dab after negotiating a successful arms deal with Saudi Arabia’s military, and it is #giving #us […]

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John Etchemendy Releases Thousands of Eggs in Final Stages of Vice-Provost Birthing Season

March 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on John Etchemendy Releases Thousands of Eggs in Final Stages of Vice-Provost Birthing Season
John Etchemendy Releases Thousands of Eggs in Final Stages of Vice-Provost Birthing Season

As we all know, the beginning of spring quarter marks a turning point in Stanford living. As students prepare for their new courses, dust off their flip flops, and break out the tank tops, it is important to remember that one of the most beautiful moments of the academic calendar […]

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John Etchemendy Refuses to Eat His Spaghetti like a Big Boy

March 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on John Etchemendy Refuses to Eat His Spaghetti like a Big Boy
John Etchemendy Refuses to Eat His Spaghetti like a Big Boy

Saying, “But mooom, you know I don’t like sketti!”, Stanford’s Provost John Etchemendy insisted on Sunday that he would not finish the plate of spaghetti his mother had so graciously made him. The conflict reportedly arose from Etchemendy’s disappointment upon finding that his mother had forgotten about Pizza Night, a […]

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